Cowboy Boots~joke!?

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.





Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.





Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.





He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"





Helen looks him over, "Nope."





Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"





Helen looks again, "Nope."





Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.





Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything


DIFFERENT?"





Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."





Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"





To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."

Cowboy Boots~joke!?
That's funny. Here's something you might like.





A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.


She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"
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Reply:OMG! That was freakin hilarious! Keep the good ones coming!
Reply:thats clever,never heard this one.
Reply:heard it before but still funny



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