Heard the one about the Cowboy Boots?

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.











Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,'Notice anything different about me?'





Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'





Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'





Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'





Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?''





'Nope', she replied.











'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!''





Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

Heard the one about the Cowboy Boots?
I know just how he felt
Reply:Ihve plenty of hats but they're all getting a bit worn these days.Thanks for the points. Report It

Reply:pretty good





how about the cowboy who rode into to town stark naked and the sheriff said "what the hell do you think you are doing?"


and the cowboy said "i met this girl in the saloon and she took me back to her place,,,she stripped me off naked and she said,,,Go To Town Cowboy!


"well here i am!"
Reply:This is a great joke, made me laugh.





Will somebody else report Sam D.


I am sick of seeing his political rants everywhere.


Rsole
Reply:ha ha
Reply:lol lol
Reply:Funny...........
Reply:HAHA!


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Reply:Very funny.
Reply:I,M sending this one to the in laws ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Reply:Thank you for the giggle.
Reply:brilliant!
Reply:funny
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Now that is funny Greybeard.!!!


10/10.!!!


Cheers for a laugh.!!
Reply:Lol! Another Star.
Reply:Now thats fcukin funny..
Reply:Not one of your greatest but it willl do. TA.
Reply:That's good.
Reply:nice one!!thanks :)
Reply:lol
Reply:that was good



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